Cast of Characters
(in order of appearance)
(in order of appearance)
- William A. "Big Wille" DuMont ... Billionaire CEO of a major airline and a major retailer
- Amae Zingrace ... (pronounced a-MAY) Nineteen-year-old daughter of a wealthy former-immigrant industrialist who is just one notch ahead of DuMont on "The 400" list.
- The Waiter ... Don't worry about a name, he's a waiter for crap's sake! Just give him your order and subject him to the normal abuse.
- Ursuline Winkle DuMont ... Big Willie's wife, heiress to Seymour Winkle's fortune.
- Bill (José) ... A cabaña boy
- Fred (Pédro)... A cabaña boy
- Little Man ... The cabaña waiter
- Sven K. Egobooster ... CEO of the Bucksmore Hotel, inbred, oops, we mean well bred, and tres discreet
Locations
We begin in the southern part of the Boulder-Springs, Colorado Metroplex, at the Bucksmore Luxuriously Wonderful, but Absolutely Discreet Resort.
We catch up with Big Willie's wife, Ursuline, inside a gaily striped cabaña off the coast of some unnamed Latin American country where you should probably drink tequila or cerveza rather than the local water unless you want to be paying homage to the porcelain goddess for the duration of your holiday.